Funny Girls are Sexy: Joke of the Day

Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"?

A: "Is it in?"

Random Anonymous Girl Quote of the Day

"i dont think euro vajayjays are different than american ones"

Fashion Fabulous: Polyvore

Love fashion? Fanatical viewer of Stylista? Dream of becoming a professional stylist? Well...here's your chance to get your start!

Polyvore is a site where you can "mix and match products from your favorite stores" and "shop looks created by the web's largest fashion community."

Get creative and create your own collections like the one below...

Go vintage by Karine Minzon Wilson featuring Monsoon accessories

Isn't this fabulous! Check out this one...

Vintage Lady (For mujcek) by stylish_princess featuring Christian Louboutin shoes

Think you can do better? Prove it and send Hot Glitter your awesome collections and we will post the best ones!

Fashion Fabulous

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Johnny Depp is like a fine wine...

He just gets better and better with time! Vanity Fair did a photoshoot with Johnny for their July issue. Check out some of these outtakes from photographer François-Marie Banier.



To see the rest, go to: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/07/johnny-depp-outtakes200907

Not every girl wants to be a princess...

Check out this great article on girls as leads in Pixar films!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/06/dear_pixar_from_all_the_girls.html?ft=1&f=93568166

Mini-Rant: Sex and the City DVDs

As a huge fan of Sex and the City, I have every season on DVD. I started purchasing the different seasons before they released the entire series as one box set. If you have any of these DVDs, I'm sure you share my disdain for the packaging.

My DVDs

The complete series

The plastic covers come apart more easliy than Paris Hilton's legs! Only two of my seasons remain unscathed. I believe I should be able to trade in my 6 seasons for the whole series! Did they even test market these suckers? That is all...for now.

Random Anonymous Girl Quote of the Day

"Is it sad that i got the hiccups and basically chugged a beer to try to get them to go away?"

Boyland: Meet Your Clueless Guide

The male species is a mysterious wonder to many women, myself included. Guys are confusing but that is why I am here. In the posts that follow, I hope to unlock the secrets of men through the most effective method I know…throwing myself out there and trying stuff.

Have a question about guys that you want me to try out? Leave a comment or send us an email and I will do it! I have no shame and all requests will be executed by me.

Don’t believe I will try all of the things you guys request…such little faith! To prove that I have done everything that you guys ask, I will post pictures, videos and any other things I can think of to show that I actually completed your requests!

So, wanna know…

• How to get a guy to buy you a drink?
• What outfit gets the most attention from guys?
• How to get a guy to ask you out?

Whatever it is…ask and I will do it! This could be embarrassing but its information we all need to know! I’m taking one for the team!

Xoxo

The Clueless Dater

Thank God, Chris Pine DOES have a brain!

Like many girls out there, we were shocked to hear that hottie Chris Pine was dating fame-whore Audrina Patridge leading us to ponder Pine's questionable taste. Of all the chicks out there, you choose to snog this trainwreck? But now it looks as though the Star Trek stud has come to his senses.
UsWeekly is reporting that Chris has dumped Audrina due to the excessive media attention surrounding their "relationship." A source says: "Chris got freaked out by all the attention and pulled away... He's a shy guy and doesn't want to be in the spotlight." If you didn't want any attention, why did you ever consider The Hills "star" in the first place?

You've made an excellent choice kicking her to the curb where she belongs, Chris. Bravo! Now you have more time to focus on your uber hotness.

HOT MESS of the night

Meet Janet. For her birthday, her friends got her a paddle to take out to the bars and have people spank her. She enjoyed it a little too much!

Hot Glitter rating:

40% Hot
60% Mess

Do you agree?

Would you like to nominate someone for this wonderful Hot Mess distinction? Email us!

Daniel Craig as a popsicle? Yes, please

Thanks to EW.com for the pic

Daniel Craig has been given one of the highest honors by Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies- being turned into a popsicle as part of National Ice Cream week in the UK. The company conducted a poll in which they asked women who they would want to see become the frozen treat.

All we have to say is bravo to their marketing team! When can the U.S. expect a hottie on a stick for purchase? They could create a new popsicle man for each month!

Who would you want to see made into a popsicle?

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